jsus luvz u

thehippiejew:

trickster-dave:

armadilldo:

what if people had food names and food had people names

“hey spaghetti time for dinner”

“what are we having”

“margaret”

i swear everyone on this website is high

risingtensions:

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risingtensions:

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the longest relationship i’ve had is with the same password i’ve been using for everything for 6 years

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

silenthill:

there’s a party in my pants and urine… vited! haha get it? no but seriously dude i just pissed my pants

madeagoestohell:

some people on this website need to go sit down somewhere (on the bottom of the ocean)

pick up line if you're ugly.
me: kiss me if i'm wrong, but i'm beautiful right?

amixedreality:

ladyofmischief:

katoby:

lucifersbutt:

if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it

yes

yes

I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck

tsubomicode:

i’m 600% done 

my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”

do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow i can feel the ugly